Cheeses Rice

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god

Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!

by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009

Ecuadorian cheese

Ecuadorian cheese is cheese that is cheesy and kind of salty. It tasty delicious. Mmm. Best cheese ever! It goes great on rice or in tortilla balls made of corn.

Fernando: Ecuadorian cheese is the best cheese ever!

Samantha: Yes! Delicious!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 16, 2023

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

Stray Cheese

9 idiots who i love with all my heart

stan weirdos, stan stray cheese

by Yeefelix October 21, 2019

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

by Sxm06m October 22, 2020

hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010