fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.

During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.

by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020

spec baby

An individual who exhibits a desire to attain knowledge from, and only from, the given specification. Such an individual does not yearn for extra knowledge but instead limits themselves to the bounds set by the examination board.

How can you be such a spec baby?

by Cryptokyo December 5, 2016

Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.

Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby

by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009

Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies

Do you have any baby Crank?

by Frankie Whapps March 12, 2022

baby metal

baby metal is fucking amazing

baby metal is very good

by taehyunscatears February 10, 2021

Babies day

When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.

Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.

by Pooooooonbrrrick December 6, 2021