Skip to main content

Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
by newyy1 September 10, 2011
mugGet the Stick with titsmug.

muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014
mugGet the muscle titsmug.

Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
by The Chaingang February 26, 2010
mugGet the Tortilla Titsmug.

Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
mugGet the Bitch With Titsmug.

tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!
by haruuur June 4, 2010
mugGet the tit tortillamug.

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
mugGet the Tits-Packedmug.

Trucker Tits

A pair of magnificent tits that are heavenly and at times do more bad than goods.
An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
mugGet the Trucker Titsmug.

Share this definition