Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

HS day

A national celebration of Hannah Sherlie,

Happy HS day. Today is HS eve

by Reina Fushiguro June 22, 2021

Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.

Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!

by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023

Comrade day

A holiday celebrated on May the 14th. Boys between the ages 12 to 17
Celebrate the Motherland and drink vodka!

Person 1: bro can you give me some takis
Person 2: No, it is not Comrade day give me money if you want takis.

by Seothebro December 1, 2021

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021