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beast with two backs

wendy and marcus made the beast with two backs after serious foreplay
by Adriana G. May 3, 2006
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.
Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.
by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007
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angels with filthy souls

the best movie never created, featured in home alone. Kevin watches a gangster movie that is in reality a knock off of the 1938 movie angels with dirty faces. Ralph Foodey portrays crazy mobster kingpin Johnny, who guns down fellow mobster Acey after a dispute over money, using his catch phrase " keep the change ya filthy animal" after the assult. Angels with filthier souls, the sequal, is seen in home alone 2, with a" merry christmas ya filthy animal" adding a festive twist on the catch phrase.
too bad angels with filthy souls isint a real movie, that shit was hilarious.
by Robert Pooner November 19, 2006
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I think I'm in love with you

Its when one partner is a little scared to admit all the way that they're in love. So they confess to their partner their love, but with a little uncertainty. This way they show that they're still to scared to let their guard ALL the way down.
"Dammit , . . .uhm . . Okay , I THINK I'm in love with you , but I don't know yet .
by suckmyPEACE. November 14, 2010
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fuck with

1. to do anything at all with
2. to do something with another person which might be considered, if not by you yourself, then by another person such as a girl/boyfriend, of an intimate nature
3. to mess around or joke around with
1. "yo, you fucking with your other boys tonight, or do you wanna shoot some hoops with me and jim?"
2. "yo, baby, trust me, im not fucking with any other girls, i promise you, when you saw me with marie, we were just walking cus i ran into her at a record store, thats all"
3. "you gotta be fucking with me, right, there is no way you went to england for 200 dollars roundtrip"
by joe hong June 6, 2005
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Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.
After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.
by italianjob99 May 26, 2010
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