microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.

almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows

by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006

Everything Windows

A Windows YouTuber who makes videos on YouTube with "All About Windows" as topics on his channel.
Usually installs Windows Beta builds, Windows Mods, Experiments sometimes, etc.

Person 1 : "G'day mate, What are you watching now?"
Person 2 : "It's Everything Windows"
Person 1 : "Whoa, that's awesome dude"

by asalsubscribe February 21, 2022

C:/Windows/System32

Something to Delete™

C:/Windows/System32>delete

by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

Cleaned her windows

To rub someones breasts

I cleaned her windows last night

by Birchall February 9, 2017

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018

Keep Fit Windows

Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.

Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché

by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021

New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022