Armstrong Power Windows 

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

Armstrong Power Windows by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018

Keep Fit Windows 

Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.

Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché

Keep Fit Windows by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021

New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

New Good Windows Boy Humour by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

Reboots like Windows 

When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.

Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.

,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"

Reboots like Windows by Jkolikovec D Witchcraft maker February 22, 2023

This PC can't run Windows 11 

A Dreadful Message which appears if your PC can't run Windows 11 via checking PC Health Check

This PC can't run Windows 11

While this PC doesn't meet the system requirements to run Windows 11, you'll keep getting Windows 10 updates.

This PC can't run Windows 11 by CyberNutz October 10, 2021

Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

Microsoft Windows by Yooski February 28, 2010

Hop on windows 10 

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

Hop on windows 10 by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021