Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.

Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

Party Watching

Taking party crashing to a whole new level. “Watching” - rather than actually attempting to enter the party, these hoons will find an appropriate vantage point and then stand at a distance observing the party quietly.

Often they will even use the party music to their own advantage by dancing with each other in a remote area on the property.

If spotted by security or anyone within the party they will sprint to their cars and drive off.

Any stray drunk girls that wander into their area could well be in for a bukkake suprise.

John: How good was that party on the weekend
Chris: I wasn't invited but it looked pretty average
John: Did you crash or what?
Chris: Nah just did some party watching for a few hours and bukkaked some bitch at the end with the fella's
John: Form

by D-munz November 19, 2011

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020