Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Mission Vag Cigmug.

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance
Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.
by L2deuce August 7, 2012
mugGet the Vag palmug.

Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.
Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!
by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011
mugGet the Zoidberg Vagmug.

coco vag

when a girl eats dark chocolate in excessive amounts and her vag aquires a chocolatey taste
that girl had a coco vag, it was great
by dr greg December 16, 2008
mugGet the coco vagmug.

Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit
I gota wicked vag pops it
by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018
mugGet the Vag pops itmug.

Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.
by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011
mugGet the Vag Tuckmug.

vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.
After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.
by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019
mugGet the vag plaquemug.

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