Utopian Playland

A society whose top priority is to have fun.

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by Mr.M$CEO April 21, 2015

utardia

Noun. The land of utards.

"I do not like him." "He is from Utardia, what would you expect."

by Violinistness April 7, 2016

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uter skins

A slang term for condoms.

Man, I think ima get some tonight, u got some uter skins I can have?

by MFCD October 14, 2016

utkucan

The greatest boy at the world.

Utkucan from the west-side

by west-side February 25, 2017

UTI 2.0

When you inject an IV Bag filled with diarrhea through your penis hole to brutally infect your urinary tract. This is also considered a cure for Cell Phone Anus Cancer.

When taking UTI 2.0, side effects may involve bleeding and/or painful urination, abdominal discomfort, kidney failure, muscle deterioration, high fever, gangrene, AIDS, testicular imbalance, pointy nipple cancer, rectal ejaculation, or talking scrotum syndrome. If you experience any one of these symptoms, take another UTI 2.0 to make your symptoms worse.

by Ratatoullie June 30, 2017

Utheranium

A brand new element on the periodic table with the number 812. Utheranim is a brand new energy source that works a lot better then any other source. 1 pound of utheranium is enough power to power New York City for 10 Year’s. The enemy it’s self can only be found in Mt. Everest. The element is a Light blue color and is found in mass quantities.

The U.S. has been using Utheranium to power themselves for the past 10 years.

by GerbilKingling December 20, 2017