urban dictionary

a dictionary for bored people

"I'm so bored." "Scroll through the urban dictionary."

by ayzo February 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.

George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"

Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"

George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"

by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A platform where all of the roadman wannabe kids can look up the shit that their roadman friends say just so they can fit in and say it themselves. Madting!!

"What's a skeng?? What's a yute?? What's a pengting??
Hmm. Better look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

by BUNNY BASTARD June 30, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Wikipedia for autistics.

I am a Rick&Morty fan so I can't decide between Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary

by choking1337 April 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Rejection detection crappy

The urban Dictionary fucked meh up

by Dumbviper March 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Will only accept offensive definitions. Anything the slightest bit not offensive is out.

John: I am sorry that thing isn't racist, not acceptable. We are Urban Dictionary, Deal With IT

by nintendo fan March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.

Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.

by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016