Ur Mom

Something I want to do.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: ur mom

by Yea123456789 December 25, 2021

Ur Mom

A common type of joke used by mainly 9-14 year old kids but in some cases older people have used it it’s a impeccable roast that’s hard to comeback from

Boy 1: your stupid

Boy 2: ur mom is stupid

Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy 1: *crying
Boy 2: *has all the bitches

by Poopytime23 June 11, 2021

ur mom

the person who gave birth to you without your permission or a stupid ass joke.

Ur mom: I brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!
Big Chungus Jr: you gave birth to me without my permission.

MicroChungus: Ur mom!
Big Chungus Jr Jr Jr Jr: ball turd

by ball turd November 5, 2022

ur mom

a word that people will say to try to upset you or say something that they dont have

haha ur mom

ur mom

by matthewlatiolais May 28, 2022

UR MOM GAY

when a child insults you but has nothing else to say.

"I'm just saying you need to eat your dinner Timmy"
"WELL UR MOM GAY, DAD."

by CreatorOfSh%t March 11, 2022

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023