"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 02, 2012
A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently
I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.
by Mr. Pix September 21, 2018
by Aria8======3 October 14, 2021
When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 03, 2021
Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020
The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017