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troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
by troll akbar May 13, 2016
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Troll in the dungeon

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers
Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!
by frabrizio December 19, 2017
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Troll-anche

A natural occurrence of idiocracy.

A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
Person 1: Power-lifting and Strongman events are real workouts, CrossFit is just an easy way of getting injured.

Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?

Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.

Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?

Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.

Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?

Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
by www.xenfi.com March 13, 2013
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Infinite Troll

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
Post entitled 'Infinite Troll' deleted due to troll censorship. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.
by evergar September 11, 2011
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troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.
Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.
by Low-tone Bob April 13, 2017
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Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.
Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).
by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010
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Troll balls

Vape smoke hitting your face like little troll balls. Phew..phew
Quit blowing you troll balls into my face Chase!!!
by SP1031 July 2, 2017
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