Cinnamon Toast Lunch

When you are too poor to eat out for lunch and you end up eating cereal because it is easier to make than Ramen.

"I wanted to go out and eat today, but I'm broke as hell right now. I guess I'll stay home and eat some Cinnamon Toast Lunch."

by An Angry Fedora July 9, 2017

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Best. Fucking. Cereal.

1.You are missing out if you have not had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal to ever exist. Facts.

by WhyamIhere2 December 5, 2019

French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.

Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.

by Nardog February 5, 2010

new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.

Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.

by giraffe-o August 30, 2011

double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009