Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.

awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333

by bethiodos December 7, 2010

Toaster

(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.

def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."

by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008

Toaster

At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.

Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.

MFB & JSK

My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!

by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011

Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

toaster

Asshole

Don't be such a Toaster.

by Kak July 17, 2003

toaster

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

by Paul McCabe September 4, 2005

toaster

used to say something is bad, or ugly (like a toaster)

girl 1: ew, i hate your shoes.

girl 2: well, your face looks like a toaster!

by lindsaymayland February 17, 2008