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Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.
"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."
by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014
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Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.
Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.
by Trashboy November 16, 2014
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Meat Donut

A Vagina so tight that it turns a man's penis inside out causing it to look like a meat donut.....
That hot girl last week was so tight bro she gave me a meat donut that lasted three days....
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Donut Man

The guy that lives next door and makes really great donuts but is really creepy and stares at people through their windows.
Omg look at him he is so creepy!

Yeah but he makes great donuts.

Hes the donut man!
by The_b3st_m3m3 April 15, 2018
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mossy donut

A large female pubic mound surrounding an enormous vagina.
Man I would like to eat that mossy donut.
by The Strevil May 5, 2018
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Donut Siddhant

Donut Siddhant is a person who can't hold his opinions to himself. He likes to force his opinions on others and look down on others for having a different opinion. This type of person can be easily brainwashed. They also like to demotivate others.

Also, these kind of people think they're good in a verbal argument whereas they're just dogwater in everything.
Person 1: Ayo bro, no, your opinion is trash, no one cares about Samsung's mobile.

Person 2: Stfu Donut Siddhant.
by namzop March 16, 2022
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Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.
1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !
by HooliganATL August 3, 2009
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