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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014
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Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.
Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
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Titties

Things on a girl that B would smoke a blunt through and suck
I wanna suck those titties
Damn look at houriyas titties!! Said BiTITTY
by Protittystyle March 22, 2015
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Titted

The past tense of getting tit (when someone rubs their boobs on you).
Tiffany: "Oh baby I'm going to tit you so hard."
*The next day*
Sam: "Tiffany titted me so hard last night."
Jack: "You go girl!"
by i am hip June 26, 2014
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Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!
by candyman7766453 December 9, 2008
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Straight-Titties

Mike's newly restored Chevy Camaro is "straight-titties".
by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009
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sometime titties

Sometime titties are the effect that some girl's possess when it seems like some days their titties are "scrumptious" and supplemental, but then on other days the titties are unnoticed and hidden. Hence, sometime titties.
Boy1: Dang man.. I coulda sworn shawty had some D's the other day.. what happened??
Boy2: Man you know she got them sometime titties.! One day they D's.. The next they poof.. gone!
by killatrevo3 April 12, 2011
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