an app made by the chinese government (since
china is totalitarian) that succesfully merges the lowest scum of the
earth and lowest breeds of man into one shitshow, let's break them down:
1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar.
2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on
earth and get a lot of help from perverted
men or idiots while
people (including children, women,
men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares.
3. talentless dancers who know that their dance
will earn them millions and
money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance
will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people.
4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their
friends and who inevitably fell in the trap
5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them
6. idiots (duh)
7. insecure people
8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users
have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
Tiktok, it's an onomatopeia for clocks ticking and minute-action, hence the short-form content.
(it's 2052, every
human on
earth is bound to their phone and
may die if they look away from the phone for more than a milisecond since their attention span is too little)
alien 1: we come in peace (sees zombies on their phones walk by them watching short-form content)
alien 1:,(to alien 2), i told you that we should leave this developing civilization alone, remember what our god and favourite
tv star picard said?
alien 2: what?
alien 1: "
History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well-intentioned that interference
may be, the results are invariably disastrous."
alien 2: damn, i guess you were right, off we go then, they (the humans) probably haven't even noticed us. Engage.
