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Toe-Hello

When a persons shoes are so old their big toe is showing and coming out enough to say hello to the world
Ruthee: These shoes are old

Esther: I can tell,they are giving me a Toe-Hello
by crazylady01364 March 28, 2009
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toe scoop

noun
1. A late night game in which a metal bangle is thrown at an upright peg, often attached to the toe of a sleeping drunk person; the object being to encircle it or come as close to it as possible without waking the drunk.
2. A variation of the ancient Greek game of quoits.
"Anyone fancy a game of toe scoop?"
by Miss Tombola May 7, 2013
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Chicken toe

A toe normally found on a chicken but sometimes a human toe can be mutated into a chicken toe.
by xX_ur mom_Xx February 21, 2019
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Shrek Toes

The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!

Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes
by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019
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Mamil toe

The outline of a male cyclist’s (Mamil - Middle Aged Man In Lycra) genitalia accentuated by his Lycra cycling shorts or pants.
This Texas humidity really accentuates my MAMIL toe...
by John boy Walton December 30, 2019
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Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
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The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020
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