Noodle banged

Noodle banged Getting fucked with a limp dick

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged

by Pine guy October 7, 2017

noodle life

Craziest life ever

I live a noodle life!

by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Shrimp Noodle

ADJ.
Persons of the African American decent who are tall in stature and constantly likes to mess with his girlfriend's feelings and throw around red flags. Commonly known as "J" .

" J is such a Shrimp Noodle"

"Don't be a Shrimp Noodle"

by Honeygurl1285 February 16, 2020

Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022