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Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus
Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday
by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022
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Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Diet Pepsi Day

August 8th is the day that celebrates Diet Pepsi. It is my grandmother’s birthday and Diet Pepsi is the only thing she drinks. She gets withdrawal if she doesn’t have any.
“Todays August 8th
It’s Diet Pepsi Day”
by weirdo.ginger September 29, 2022
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Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.
Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024
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Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
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Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015
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diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food
person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread
by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024
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