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Christian Hipster

A hipster who is into Jesus and goes to church. Usually a Christian hipster is a year behind all usual hipster trends.
I met this Christian Hipster at Starbucks who JUST got into Vampire Weekend.
by lordofstuff November 26, 2011
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christian metal

Any kind of metal music made by Christians, some people doubt the legitimacy of Christian metal because of the stereotypical anti-religious attitude of many extreme metal bands. There is no certain genre of christian metal, it depends on the music itself. Unfortunately, it is sometimes given a bad name by generic trendy bands who pretend to be 'the only alternative to all this evil satanic metal'
This is what the media tends too believe as well, Some good advice is to ignore trendwhoring groups and media image. In the massive underground metal scene, many AWESOME Christian metal bands exist.

Some great Christian death metal bands are: Crimson Thorn, Anaemia, Lament, Discarnated, and Mortification.

Other Christian metal bands (I won't bother to list genres) are Renascent, Crimson Moonlight, Theocracy, Far Beyond, Divine Symphony, Antestor, Immortal Souls, Shadows Fall (Yes, they are a GOOD metalcore band) and Stryper.

If you aren't Christian, or not religious (like me) Headbang!

If you are Christian, Headbang! and pay attention to the lyrics.
Some elitists think Christian metal isn't good because the bands are religious....funny...I don't think that stops them from playing heavy music
Person 1: Mortification's 'Scrolls Of The Megilloth' and Crimson Thorn's 'Dissection' are Death Metal masterpeices, by Christian metal bands.

Person 2: Christian Death Metal??

Person 1: Yep, listen to this (shows person 2 Mortification)

Person 2: Wow, killer Death Metal!
by MetalandRootBeer \m/ April 17, 2010
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Christian Logic

1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely

2. The opposite of real logic
1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being

Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!


2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.

Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.


3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!

Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
by 2 christians, 1 atheist October 18, 2008
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Christian J

Christian is a very smart boy and usually really loves English.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.
by Breekki February 14, 2019
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Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.
by scubarev May 2, 2006
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Christian Coalition

A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.
Tom: "Isn't Bobbie in the Christian Coalition?"

Katie: "Yea, she's a born again."
by Rick N. James July 2, 2006
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The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"
Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?
by GamingSociety April 4, 2020
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