salad eater

A straight man who is quite effeminated. He is very much in his appearance, weight, wrinkles and such. Like a girl.

A vain guy.

Sheesh. That Peter is fussing about his but again. What a salad eater!

by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003

tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

by jim jones January 25, 2005

Egg salad

As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.

"I'd toss her egg salad"

"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"

by Lascivious February 22, 2010

Salad Shooter

A cleveland steamer performed after a three-day steady diet of canned corn.
Visible corn in the fecal matter is required before the acts can be distinguished.

Rachelle preferred her partner to eat only Jolly Green Giant Niblets before he gave her a salad shooter.

by Eccles February 6, 2005

Whiteface Salad

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.

Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.

by Substance D August 17, 2011

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's

At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.

by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005

tossing the salad

To eat out ones' ass thoroughly.

Erin : Hey leahtard what were you doing last night ?
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !

by not_im_scene October 17, 2010