swamp donkey

a girl that's fugly

guh! look at her--swamp donkey in a major way!

by Boomer December 11, 2001

Swamp Donkey

A female Bereft of Physical beauty;
tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg

by Daxxler February 5, 2003

swamp cunt

a girl who is really horny

Ellen has swamp cunt all the time.
Any guy can make her have swamp cunt.

by Brittany Ginn April 30, 2008

Swamp Log

When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.

Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.

by Cosmic Ralph June 24, 2009

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

swamp dog

One who is so crazy wierd that they seem to creep instead of walking, or laugh instead of talking, who, if aproached you and asked where a member of your family was, would make you want to run away and take a shower. The creepiest of land mammals, the dirtiest of men.

Dave: Man, that Beatty kid is a real swamp dog, creepin' round an' such.
Mike: Shit, I'm goin' home.

by DCMizzle April 25, 2007

swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.

i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

by misterwhite July 13, 2006