mysterious silence in the room

When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.

David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.

by lolwhoami August 13, 2010

a nothing in an empty room

refers to an individual, who is a total failure.

you are a nothing in an empty room floating on an eternal vacuum.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

boom boom room

a place you go to thats so well furnished you know your getn your skeet on

example: hotel room'pimped out dormroom

Founded by Eddie Eurphy in the movie "Life"

im taken your mom to my boom boom room

im taking your mom to the boom boom room to get a lil brother

by JGTBSOC September 27, 2004

Chelsea Locker Room

When the pentrated partner carries the guy whos penetrating AKA when two guys have gay sex one carries the other while getting fucked . Usually the one getting carried waves a shirt around much like at mardi gras

Ay yo Look Steven and Kriz are doing a Chelsea Locker room in a Hs Lockeroom in Ny

by CarLOS in da bx yo February 7, 2008

barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

go to your room

What your parents say when they pwn you. AKA "You're screwed".

OK, I'll go to my room. I got plenty of video games there.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Living room baseball

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".

Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.

by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006