Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022

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Liberal Republican

1. a fiscal conservative
2. a centrist
3. an oxymoron

I was so confused on why he called himself a liberal republican until I found out he was actually just a centrist.

by Politically Dead May 31, 2022

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republican

people whose opinions don’t matter and probably still live with there mom. someone who doesn’t believe in science or global warming or believes that there isn’t a pandemic killings thousands of people

person 1: my son just came out as gay!
person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.

person1: you’re such a republican ugh.

by i have all the facts April 1, 2022

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Republican herpes

Covid-19

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.

by Tarber April 6, 2022

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Carpool Republican

A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.

I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!

by CapitolHillNJ November 16, 2021

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