Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

pumpkin emoji

if someone sends you the pumpkin emoji it means “get naked”

Girlfriend: Pumpkin Emoji
Boyfriend: I just got dressed but alright.

by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023

pumpkin tagging

A suggestive activity between two consenting individuals ;))

Batman put on his dressing and was pumpkin tagging everyone

by theopenny November 10, 2022

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.

Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017