This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!
by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009
Get the running into phone polemug. When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.
To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.
To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.
From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."
"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"
"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"
by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008
Get the pole-ing the electoratemug. by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013
Get the pole smoking kikemug. "I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
by ankur vakil December 18, 2005
Get the Queer Pole for Straight Holemug. this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford September 15, 2008
Get the purple veined pleasure polemug. The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008
Get the Sweeping out the Pole Barnmug. by Brunnerman March 27, 2009
Get the Ten Foot Pole Pussymug.