adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
by JBank September 20, 2010
Get the Johnson Bankmug. by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018
Get the Barbara Johnsonmug. Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''
(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''
(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023
Get the Jynxzi's Johnsonmug. An unsheathed penis.
by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018
Get the Slick Johnsonmug. Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 17, 2005
Get the Johnson Countymug. An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?
Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008
Get the dirty johnsonmug. by meat dick October 15, 2008
Get the Johnson Poundcakemug.