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Irish Flute

The act of swallowing semen, followed by a shot of Irish whiskey.
Every St. Patrick's Day, Ann anticipates the tradition of partaking in an Irish Flute.
by jimbarb January 17, 2010
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Irish Wristwatch

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.
Did you hear what Sally and Jenny did last night? Sally gave Jenny an Irish Wristwatch but forgot to take the potato out with her hand.
by izzygizzy December 21, 2008
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south side irish

the greatest place in the whole fucking world.Have the parade, are all alcoholics and irish.
beverly is the place to be for the south side irish parade cause they know how do get it done
by southsideesucka March 23, 2008
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Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere
hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky
by J and Chris February 26, 2008
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Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.
Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011
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irish ranger wing

a bonefide special forces regiment of the irish army, no other countries special forces come near to their level of commitment or professionalism. they have died in the line of duty but not in some american made conflict over oil, they have died in the peace keeping role which ireland dedicates itself to within the UN. the sad thing about the ranger wing is the irish gave the world modern battle techniques and covert tatics and they have to train with other countries units such as the american delta force, they should be training them.
today the irish ranger wing arrested a dictator but did'nt get any international thanks for it because they arent some trumped up unit like the rest of the worlds special forces
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
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Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.
"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."
by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008
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