by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
Get the goon materialmug. Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug. by Woowooy November 6, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. Its the practice of gooning until you pass out or lose consciousness. It is also a extremely time craving practice, it can be from one up to four hours of intense gooning. During the process you will probably come atleast three times depending on your stamina. Blackout Gooning is NOT recommended to unexperienced or experienced gooners,even some experienced gooners may find the process challenging.
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by Frolfgran August 22, 2025
Get the Blackout Gooningmug. Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.
Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh
I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone
I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone
by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025
Get the Goon-Goon Catch!mug. A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.
Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world
by I got that long shlong 3000 May 17, 2020
Get the Goonmug.