When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
by rbpc May 1, 2014
Get the Dirty fartmug. by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009
Get the farting hobomug. Large, room filling fart, has the smell of what food it is from from another room, or from far far away
" Watch out, Dan just lit up a HD Fart! "
- come back is :
" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
- come back is :
" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
by Temporalwar April 21, 2009
Get the HD Fartmug. A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005
Get the fart-canmug. Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005
Get the test fartmug. to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
by CPE-33 April 28, 2006
Get the fart muffinmug.