Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Grandma Evelyn

A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with

I want to have sex with Grandma Evelyn

by The ones who made everything. March 5, 2025

bukaki grandma

When grandma gets tipsy with the other retirees at the community center dance and comes home looking like Something About Mary!

Granny Bukaki had some vanilla pudding on her rhinestone cateye glasses when she came home. Otherwise known as Bukaki Grandma

by Tianzu50 March 17, 2025

Djs Grandma

a fat ugly and grandma

did you see Djs grandma walking out of that buffet

by n0t_billy November 22, 2021

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021

Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.

I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....

by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023