texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Texas Fedora

a hat with a broad, often curled brim and a high crown, typically made of felt:

"they were sitting in their saddles, wearing brand-new texas fedora hats and boots"

by Flamehurst January 7, 2018

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

Texas Prairie Dog

When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.

I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.

That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Texas Tornado

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Toaster Strudel, Creampie Christening, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted in this country girl and she was still riding me after. She was so wet when she came she shot my load back and hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro you just had a Texas Tornado

by DJRoms December 1, 2020

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012