Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020

Mr. taco

A tall fat mexican that likes to sell oranges and play gta

Mr. taco is so cool, he sold me oranges at a discount!

by senor scribbles November 27, 2013

Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.

Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD

by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009

tickle taco

Lower vjay jay region

Go fuck yourself in your tickle taco or would you like some cream on your tickle taco?

by tweeks13 March 27, 2016

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 5, 2017

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011