light touch

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air

the light touch is the ultimate fatality

by freakynetizen December 25, 2007

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

Touch jigaloos

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

by Chizz69 November 5, 2019

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

by sg1138_ January 6, 2006

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

by crx October 27, 2003

touch grass

THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance

a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod

discord mod:what

a person who has a discord account: touch grass

(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)

by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022