Tom Sayer

A homosexual sausage wallet that loves to take it in the ass from black guys and have them ejaculate all over his face.

You're such a Tom Sayer.

by lol bitch what now April 28, 2009

Major Tom

A person who cannot hear you, no matter how many times you repeat their name. The term is derived from the song Space Oddity.

Person 1: "Can you hear me Major Tom?"
Person 2: "Yes, I can hear you!"

by Pie Stealer March 08, 2015

Tom MacDonald

A clown who thinks he knows everything about politics. Terrible mumble "lyrical" rapper

Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?

Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 02, 2022

Tom Tanking

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!

by J1000 April 07, 2011

Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

by doomsDave August 15, 2008

Tom Forbes

King of the lash

I want to be Tom Forbes King of the Lash

by Tomforbesfan123 November 27, 2021

Bubblin Tom

When one guy peees in you ass and u sqaut over there mouth and have it drain into the mouth then the guy with the pee that was in his ass jumps up and does a elboy drop and you squit the pee and shit out of ya mouth like a valcano

Man i pissed in billys ass the other night and he gave me a bubblin tom

by jjjgggiiiddyyy June 15, 2009