Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.
I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.
by Hamper Hunter September 02, 2022
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porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off
I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it
by Colesludge September 23, 2017
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Porn Philanthropist

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.
Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!
by ShareAFap August 01, 2015
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Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.
Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.
by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2022
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Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.
"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"
by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 27, 2017
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Discord Porn

Discord porn is porn you look at when pornhub or Xvideos are dry, or that one nsfw channel catches your eye when you are in half chub. You don't talk about watching it because you're sure people would immediately attribute it to hentai or trap shit.

More than 80% the time its GIF posts and mp4 videos with no sound, most of which are very hard to find the original source is from, and depending on the Discord server it is the most active channel.

Its intriguing because you'll never know what you'll get. Probably most of the time you wont be surprised pleasantly , but if you know what you are looking for, keep an open mind, and keep an eye on the top users for that channel, then happy nut my man .
Tyler: "Hey ed, I woke up today and got aroused by some pics on discord"
Eddy: "Woah! discord porn is nasty"
Tyler: "No don't worry man, i went to go get my nut traditionally on the hub"
by ILikeTie June 21, 2019
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Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.
How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?
by TicAss December 21, 2021
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