Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish

"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️

by blahhhhhbruh January 31, 2015

slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.

Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.

by x8105 October 18, 2013

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers

Shut up, bitch with tits. Fuck me sideways

by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019