Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

Peep Squirrel

A strip of paper used for binding together individual plan sheets which, in a combined and bound state, comprise a "set" of plans.

Yo ... thread me summa dat Peep Squirrel dawg!

by Cleaveroy Languini August 30, 2007

squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

by akarod September 1, 2009

Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer

by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010