Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

by smutty81 April 16, 2015

Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017

Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004

Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.

The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.

by notmereally December 4, 2009

Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).

Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.

by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009