sheep pimp

a man who hang around fields pimpin sheep takin 60% percent of the profets

dean close pimps sheep all year round

by bob September 4, 2004

Man Pimp

A man pimp is a heterosexual male who finds himself always talking to dudes. These dudes aren't his freinds but rather random guys in the bar or party. This could be due to a fear of talking to women or the girl to guy ratio in Man Diego.

Dude, all we do at the bar is talk to guys. We are such man pimps.

by Jemaine Hoffmann December 3, 2007

pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

Gay Pimps

When you realize your shipping company gets paid to deliver a load.

Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.

by Scotty Nice April 22, 2021

Pimp In Peace

"Rest In Peace" for pimps.

Steve the pimp got killed. Pimp In Peace, Steve.

by Lance the Dance August 3, 2013

welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance

You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp

by Shanaia September 17, 2018

Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010