farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.

I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.

by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009

killer fart

a fart that kills

Killer fart from my ass

by Killerfarter November 26, 2013

fart bag

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.

Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!

by GaryMoore May 15, 2018

HD Fart

Large, room filling fart, has the smell of what food it is from from another room, or from far far away

" Watch out, Dan just lit up a HD Fart! "

- come back is :

" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"

by Temporalwar April 21, 2009

fart-can

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.

Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.

by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005

test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.

Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.

by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005

Meth Fart

A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.

Bill: Hey Jan!

Jan: Hey Bill!

Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.

Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.

Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??

Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.

by Editor in Chief of the sun November 7, 2010