crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

The Dark Tower 

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

The Dark Tower by Tobias February 10, 2005

Donkey of the Day 

“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning show “The Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”

Definition from NewsOne.com

He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“

Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day”

Donkey of the Day by Post ~ to be February 26, 2018

7 in the dark 

a girl who is rated a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, but only in the dark... in the light she is actually looks like a fucking dragon

How'd she look on a scale of 1 to 10?

She was a 7 in the dark
In real life she's a fucking dragon

7 in the dark by Aijohn33secenty June 16, 2009

The Dec

Decatur, il... home to drug trafficking between stl and chicago, and lots of gang violence.

Let's to the traphouse in the dec.

The Dec by ECan86 December 20, 2008

Drop the dumplings in the fryer 

Taking a dump; pooping.

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.

Drop the dumplings in the fryer by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007

foaming at the dick 

When a man is super horny

Man she is so hot I am foaming at the dick

foaming at the dick by tunazz June 11, 2008