royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.

Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."

by dstiles February 12, 2013

wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.

We went wind tasting up the mountain today

by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013

Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

Blast-Tastic

(adj.) Incredibly amazing, great, or epic.

Wow, that party was blast-tastic!!!!!

by BlastTastic June 27, 2014

Craft-tastrophe

A catastrophe that happens while crafting

It was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere

by Jboo7869 August 1, 2017

lick/taste

A lick and taste are two different actions but are two different ways of causing pain to a acquaintance or friend. It is typically polite to ask before using this action on a friend and the are usually customed to inflicting this violence back to the user. A lick is where you close your fingers and bend them, then with a strong pecking motion you strike them on the center of their chest. A taste is where you roll up money into a sharpe cone shape and shank the victim by surprise anywhere in their neck or face

Mans 1: bruh lemme get a lick/taste
Mans 2: dude chill if you do it to me I'll do it so hard your bones will hurt
Mans 1: my aiming is very good you are not ready for this lick/taste

by Humanz.in.my.rektum August 1, 2017

Jazz-tastic

Awesome, amazing, extraordinarily

Stephanie asked Patrick " How are you doing?" Patrick responded "I am Jazz-tastic!"

by steph88 May 31, 2018