light tan

White people from cities that don’t participate in white people “activities”

I’m light tan.

by NOVEL123 April 25, 2022

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 February 28, 2014

tan chuls

Just like saying "Aww crap!"

I just sharted! TAN CHULS!!

by CHER BEAR March 27, 2007

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 04, 2022

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 04, 2023

City Boy Tan

The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.

“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”

by MajesticMullet June 18, 2020