by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Cave Systemmug. Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
Get the You Jack Systemmug. A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
Get the dingle-berry removal systemmug. by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
Get the The Balled Bald Systemmug. 
Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.
The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.
The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.
MAN 1: "Aw, I have been laughing nonstop. I think my HIV/AIDs is affecting my immeme system."
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*
by RealNossis April 20, 2018
Get the immeme systemmug. Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
by The Hattman November 4, 2020
Get the THE SYSTEMmug.