School Stoner 

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.

"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex

School Stoner by School Stoner October 2, 2010

natural stoner 

someone who looks/acts like a stoner but isn't a stoner

john: woow lesley is such a stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner

natural stoner by yolo189 January 25, 2013

closet stoner 

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.

i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.

closet stoner by uly October 15, 2008

latter day stoner 

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.

Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."

latter day stoner by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008

Loner Stoner 

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

Loner Stoner by Ben Gump August 28, 2009

stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

stingy stoner by Plotbert February 1, 2008

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

The Stoner's Haircut by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011