Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.

by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011

Stone Closer

Clutch Performer, coming from behind to finish 1st in a competition.

Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .

by Stonecloser January 10, 2023

Person Of Stone

A person of stone is a person who does not like being called an "idiot" despite their nickname being a person of stone.

Person 1: Hey youre an IDIOT!
Person of stone: dont call me that.

by blokebay3795 March 9, 2022

heart of stone

Someone possessing a bad heart

Sara have a heart of stone

by Soumaya allaoui June 9, 2017

Kai Stone

Kai stone is the softest of all beta pussy ass soy boys. Always getting hurt because he’s soft af.

He looks extra small and soft next to JahBull

Wow yours arms are so small and soft you must be a Kai stone

by C4king April 27, 2022

fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015