poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.

Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.

by too tired lol October 12, 2023

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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

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PC Stamp

PC Tony Stamp has been in the force for 30 years. he frequently reminds his followers of what constitutes an "arrestable offence". his usual expressions include "i'll nick ya", "you little toerag", and "focus on your schoolwork". he has tried to arrest and locate Roadmenbible multiple times but so far has been unsuccessful. overall he is an absolute legend and a total unit and he will nick anyone who gets in his way. he claims to work at stratford police station in the east end of London

Whose that trying to arrest Roadmenbible?
It's PC Stamp, he's an absolute unit

by NONYMOUS69q October 24, 2020

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