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Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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Fishing for stamps

Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.
Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families
by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022
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Coban stamp

A coban stamps soul mate ALWAYS goes by the name lara and they are usually the cutest couple ever. Coban stamps are usually athletic and charismatic.
by ALOHAGUYS April 21, 2022
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Vadar Stamp

When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.
After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.
by Horn December 5, 2013
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pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar
by Jim I am September 14, 2021
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Frog stamp

When a man leap frogs over another person and slaps them in the back of the head with their genitals.
Nick just frog stamped Ryan as they were playing leap frog.
by SinLust1319 February 1, 2024
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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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